I
was sitting in the doctor's clinic, I had seen an ad in the paper that
offered $50 for a sperm donation. I was tight on cash so I jumped at the
opportunity. As I sat there glancing around my surroundings, two nurses
entered the room. "Hi, I see you are Mr. Finder." She said,
looking at her chart. "I'm Nurse Star, and this is Nurse Sterling
- my assistant." she gestured to other nurse. "So today you're
here for a sperm donation?" she asked. "That's right."
I said. Her assistant handed me a large cup, I was surprised by its size
and didn't think I could fill it. "Wow" I said, "What happened
to the smaller ones?" "Well, now we need a lot more." the
nurse said, "try to fill it as much as possible." "So I'm
assuming I do it right here?" I asked "Yes." she replied,
"We're just going to leave you here to do that and then in a minute
we'll come back in to see how you did." |
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